Chibi Crescentman

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The Tony-Winning design, which mixes post-art-deco class with modernist sensibilities; as well as the all important 'Consumate V's'
The Tony-Winning design, which mixes post-art-deco class with modernist sensibilities; as well as the all important 'Consumate V's'

Chibi Crescentman is the un-official mascot of the project. Its unspoken majesty was born when The Doctor got out an epic pencil and a small piece of amazing paper. He then threw them at passers by and did a little scribble on the back of his nearest sibling with the only remaining piece of charcoal made from burning the Great Deku Tree.

And thus Chibi C was born, and went on to become a legend in his own lunchtime, and his fame was heard as far away as Prance, Middle Earth, the Algol System and Belgium. He now spends most of his time writing a column for the Daily Telegraph's book section, sipping Martinis, conducting the London Symphony Orchestra, throwing baseballs at pidgeons in Trafalgar Square and Livin on a Prayer. (He had to hold on to what he got, and it didn't make a difference if he made it or not; so he gave it a shot and he's halfway there). He is also a fabulous chef, serving exotic dishes such as Mess In A Pan - which is now availible in bag form, marketed under the genius name Mess In A Bag - and that would be all he cooks, other then toast in a toaster. Apparently, his favourite consumables are beer and pizza. Chibi C has a theory on uninteresting numbers - think of the lowest uninteresting number and because it is uninteresting, it has some form of intrest to it, being the lowest uninteresting number and therefore must be interesting. Chibi C also thinks that periods are. the. best. punctation. to. ever. exist.

Here now follows a paid advertisment for Mess In A Pan:

HEY YOU! Yes you you little twerp! Don't you wanna be full of saturated fat! OF COURSE YOU DO! SPARKLE SPARKLE!
Be a cool dude and buy some MESS IN A PAN! This isn't some mess you can create at home, oh no. THIS IS 100% FLAVOURED MESS!
FLAVOURS INCLUDE: MESS, THE ORIGINAL MESS, THE NEW ORIGINAL MESS, THE CLASSIC MESS, CAT MESS, HORSE MESS...
And of course, the old favourite: SOYLENT GREEN MESS!
BUY TODAY! RIGHT NOW! AT THIS VERY MOMENT! THE CHEF IS WAITING OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE WEARING A GIMP MASK!


FUN FACTS:

Chibi Crescentman is the essence of awesome and none of the real characters could ever hope to be as cool as he is.

Chibi Crescentman knows how to shot web and is entirely open to the suggestion that THIS! IS! SPARTA!

Chibi Crescentman likes to rub his hair!

Chibi Crescentman likes coccoons.


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